I am about to loose my mind, there are way too many people bitching about how bad today is going to be because it’s monday. All I can say to that is shut the fuck up. Monday has 24 hours in it they exact sam amount as Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Monday is the same as any other day of the week so why do so many people sit around and cry about how bad Monday is.
Some crazy fact’s about Monday’s Monday is the day most people commit suicide Monday is the day most people call in sick Monday is the day most couples break up
This is more bullshit programming. See the mind once again will make bad things happen the more you focus on them, the people above must have all been Lunedì haters. Somebody told you they hated Mondays when you were a child and you herd it repeatedly throughout you up bringing, you heard in in movie, television and song. The more you heard it the more it got ingrained in your head. Did you never once think to yourself Mondays are not that bad. Maybe these other fucktards are just pussies. It is just another day of the week after all.
I hate loading facebook these days and seeing the countless number of whiney cry babies going on about how hard it is to deal with Mondays. The night before last or even a few day before then somebody sat down at a computer, desk calendar or yes a Moleskine day planner and wrote out a nice list of things to do this Monday, Next Monday and for a few more Mondays to come. However; they did not get to wake up this Monday. Their preverbal ticket got punched yesterday, their number was up. Yet today there are some truly ungrateful bastard who decided to go online today and bitch heavily to whom ever would listen about their shitty dies Lunae.
In my own not so fucking humble opinion, if you have the resources to own a computer, smartphone, an Internet connection ann an education good enough to crafty the marvelous pieces of prose with a detailed account of how you would wish to have your “FML” emotional bullshit served on this glorious first work day of the Germanic calendar your life cannot possibly be all that bad. Again shut your pie-hole.
Many people are left in the pre modern ages because they don’t have access to the tools we take for granted. Many schools in the world have less than five book per classroom. All the students have to either share or take turns learning what we would consider two to three grade levels behind our western academic standards. May you should take some of your angst and sadness and write a play of wondrous depression and other sad stories like “Diablo Cody”. She took her sad days and crafted some of the best characters on television today. If you haven’t seen her work… stop complaining about you shitty day and Google her.
I thought I was the only sadistic bastard who hated people who hate the calendar “M”, until I posted this little number on a facebook status:
Attention: All of you self loathing Monday hating assholes, STFU and just be glad you woke up today. Some people didn’t get to have a Monday today. Learn to Love Your LIFE!!!! Ungrateful Bastards.
I was blown away by the positive responses I got from so many Happy Monday lovers. So many friends and facebookers came by to give their great insights on loving life no matter what day of the week.
I live by a very simple rule and that is nothing has any meaning other than the meaning we choose to give it. If we give the “Big M” a bad wrap by cursing it for sending us back to school and work then of course we will all have the worst days at either school or work. Now If you say Mondays are a new day of a new week and this is you weekly Mulligan or “Do Over” you’ll have a great day. I see Mondays as a day to start over fresh and new for a new week and new opportunities and projects. I call ‘em Kickstart Days or really brag about who did the most insane things to their livers over the weekend day at least.
Ok tomorrow is Tuesday and some of the aforementioned dipshits will be bitching about it too but if you try you got six more day to get next Monday right.